My friends...

...I hate you all with every fiber of my being.

My friends, once again you seem to have underestimated both my reckless ambition and my deep seated sense of entitlement. My friends, I don't think you have the capacity to understand how much I loathe all of you; the media, politicians, and especially you sniveling, pathetic voters.

I'm John Sidney McCain...bitches!

EPIC

(Getty | Chip Somodevilla)

Perfect!

Privatize Profit, Nationalize Loss

Always Be Closing.

Not Political

Or not entirely. As you listen, (and view the stills) remember that John McCain was in a box when Iggy performed this precursor to Shake Appeal.

God Bless America!

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I think now would be a good time to drop the "McCain is an admirable person" crap and stick to his less than admirable performance as a corrupt and duplicitous Republican Senator .

Soulsville, USA

Obama's rebuttal to Marge Gunderson.

When I was a teenager I had a Maverick.

I knew it was a shitty car.
















To make it less shitty, I had my stepfather help me convert the "three on the tree" to a stick shift on the floor. I also installed an 8 track tape player.

It was always going to be more Pinto than Mustang. You know...shitty.

They care...a lot...

Errand boys sent by grocery clerks.

August 29, 2005

















Hopefully those in Gustav's path wont require the same degree of compassion offered by these guys last time.