Sunday, June 10, 2012


...or, fucking wow, what an awful movie.

Michael Fassbender, Prometheus

Michael Fassbender is great, and there are some other good performances—Noomi Rapace is totally jacked—but it could never deliver the goods on the story.

I just don't understand why/how they fucked it up so badly.

Updated: Charles Pierce

If you combine warmed-over Kubrick with projectile vomiting, really bad archaeology, and Charlize Theron dressed up like she works at Jiffy Lube, you get Prometheus. And you probably deserve it.

That is all.

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