Whitey (updated)

The Massachusetts news media is throbbing today.

I'm rather certain his life on the lamb was fairly banal, but for the next several days we'll be subjected to countless interviews with bodega clerks and diner waitresses who actually sold him cigars and served him coffee. Riveting!

Update:
How could I not predict the sterling news value of multiple interviews with Boston natives who currently live in Santa Monica.

"Yeah, what a pissah, Whitey Bulger only lived 10 minutes away from me, that's wicked close!"